My Perfect Breakdown

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Little MPB has been pee potty trained for a while now.  We can go days without a pee accident.  Keys to his potty training success have been simple: We absolutely cannot tell him or suggest to him that he needs to pee.  If we suggest it, he will not go, under any circumstance.  Rather, he tells us.  He prefers to pee on his own – he wants his privacy, and honestly he… Read More

I’m not sure that it is possible, but maybe?  Just maybe? Right before Christmas, I had a breakdown that involved me sending a text to Mr. MPB stating that “Doodle MPB needs to get out of my house.  NOW.”  In that moment, I hated her more then I’ve ever hated anyone/thing in my life.  Honestly, I’m not sure I’ve ever been more serious about anything in my life – I needed her… Read More