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I’m not sure that it is possible, but maybe? Just maybe? Right before Christmas, I had a breakdown that involved me sending a text to Mr. MPB stating that “Doodle MPB needs to get out of my house. NOW.” In that moment, I hated her more then I’ve ever hated anyone/thing in my life. Honestly, I’m not sure I’ve ever been more serious about anything in my life – I needed her… Read More
It’s official, I now say that Doodle MPB is the biggest mistake of my life. Now, I also recognize that getting a crazy puppy with a 2 year old is probably not the worst possible mistake people make in their lives. For example, I could have made a decision to start smoking crack-cocaine (or is it inject crack-cocaine? I really don’t know. I’m not experienced in crack-cocaine). Clearly, I could have made… Read More
My Perfect Breakdown 