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Once upon a time, while driving to the grocery store, a husband and wife had a conversation: Me: Hey, I was just thinking, any chance you want to try again? I just realized I’ll be 35 next year, which means our chances of a successful pregnancy will drastically drop in approximately 10 months. Mr. MPB: Ummm….we have a chance at a successful pregnancy? Me: Well, no. Not really. Just that… Read More
The dog just puked all over the carpet. I’m sick again. I had a few solid weeks of being healthy, it was bliss. I miss being healthy. Little MPB is unhappy and crying unless he is right next to me. If I leave the room, he cries. If I try to sit on the couch, he climbs up and sits/jumps on me. If I set him down, he cries until I pick… Read More
My Perfect Breakdown 