My Perfect Breakdown

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Aas many of you know, I never had a traditional baby shower. Instead, the following three things have happened in the in the last few months: Once we announced our decision to adopt, I had one friend say she’s throw us and baby a shower when the time was right.  I politely said, we’ll see as it’s just too early for me to even contemplate a shower.  I’ve never heard anything else… Read More

Mr. MPB:  Baby MPB just rolled over!!  You’ve got to come see this. Me (walking into room): Bullsh*t!  I’m pretty sure babies under 2 months aren’t supposed roll over.  He’s too young.  You’re lying. Mr. MPB (re-positioning Baby MPB onto his tummy):  I’m not.  I swear, he really did just roll over! Baby MPB: rolling over again. Me:  He really did roll over!! Mr. MPB:  I told you, I wasn’t lying! Me:… Read More