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I rarely swear, but F*!$ is about all that comes to mind right now. I also rarely post twice in one day.  But as it turns out, right now, I need to write.  And in light of this post, my post earlier today is almost ironic now. I mentioned last week that I’m sick.  I’ve barely done any work, and have basically just been sleeping. Mr. MPB has been doing everything 24… Read More

Mr. MPB:  Baby MPB just rolled over!!  You’ve got to come see this. Me (walking into room): Bullsh*t!  I’m pretty sure babies under 2 months aren’t supposed roll over.  He’s too young.  You’re lying. Mr. MPB (re-positioning Baby MPB onto his tummy):  I’m not.  I swear, he really did just roll over! Baby MPB: rolling over again. Me:  He really did roll over!! Mr. MPB:  I told you, I wasn’t lying! Me:… Read More