My Perfect Breakdown

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Mr. MPB:  Baby MPB just rolled over!!  You’ve got to come see this. Me (walking into room): Bullsh*t!  I’m pretty sure babies under 2 months aren’t supposed roll over.  He’s too young.  You’re lying. Mr. MPB (re-positioning Baby MPB onto his tummy):  I’m not.  I swear, he really did just roll over! Baby MPB: rolling over again. Me:  He really did roll over!! Mr. MPB:  I told you, I wasn’t lying! Me:… Read More

A very close friend, who is a mom to two beautiful little ones under the age of 3.5, recently said to me: I don’t know how you do it.  Some days, the only thing that saves my sanity is a quick call to my mom or my sister.  I know you cannot call your mom or your sister, I don’t want to make you sad by saying this, but I just don’t… Read More