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I rarely swear, but F*!$ is about all that comes to mind right now. I also rarely post twice in one day. But as it turns out, right now, I need to write. And in light of this post, my post earlier today is almost ironic now. I mentioned last week that I’m sick. I’ve barely done any work, and have basically just been sleeping. Mr. MPB has been doing everything 24… Read More
Mr. MPB: Baby MPB just rolled over!! You’ve got to come see this. Me (walking into room): Bullsh*t! I’m pretty sure babies under 2 months aren’t supposed roll over. He’s too young. You’re lying. Mr. MPB (re-positioning Baby MPB onto his tummy): I’m not. I swear, he really did just roll over! Baby MPB: rolling over again. Me: He really did roll over!! Mr. MPB: I told you, I wasn’t lying! Me:… Read More
My Perfect Breakdown 