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Mr. MPB: Baby MPB just rolled over!! You’ve got to come see this. Me (walking into room): Bullsh*t! I’m pretty sure babies under 2 months aren’t supposed roll over. He’s too young. You’re lying. Mr. MPB (re-positioning Baby MPB onto his tummy): I’m not. I swear, he really did just roll over! Baby MPB: rolling over again. Me: He really did roll over!! Mr. MPB: I told you, I wasn’t lying! Me:… Read More
Yesterday as I was sitting at my desk, shutting everything off for the night, I noticed I had a sniffle. Then, a maybe 10 minutes later I started sneezing. And just a few minutes later, I noticed swallowing was less then fun. As I began making dinner I noticed my head started to feel full and heavy, as if the fog was settling over me. And then, my eyes started watering and… Read More
My Perfect Breakdown 