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I will never: Let my child watch useless TV.  Seriously, maybe I can tolerate educational programs, and the odd Disney movie (because I love Disney), but if there is virtually no value to it, they are not watching it. Formula feed.  Nutrition is best, but I am going to breastfeed come hell or high water.  I can and will make it work. Tolerate my child screaming in a restaurant.  Seriously, is there… Read More

I love soccer. I played competitively throughout my childhood and adolescents. I coached little kid teams off and on throughout high school and as an adult. I played recreationally on an adult team for years. So, my next logical step is clearly to be a soccer mom – like a literal one, not just a child taxi service as is described by wikipedia.  I plan to live up to many of the… Read More