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Prior to having a dog I prided myself on having a floor that you could eat off. Then we got a 90lbs dog, which means I had a generally clean house, with fur everywhere. So, I can no longer in good conscious recommend eating off our floors. Then one day, I was told to steer clear of anything that could possibly be harmful to a pregnancy.  In addition to things like exercise,… Read More

I’m not one to dream.  Or at least I’m not one to remember my dreams.  And I’m not one to associate meaning with dreams, probably in part because I virtually never dream. But last night, I had a dream and I remember it clear as day. I was pregnant with triplets and at the hospital.  I was hooked up to a tonne of machines and Mr. MPB was there with me.  We… Read More