My Perfect Breakdown


3 things have happened in the last 24 hours. I used the Nose Frida for the first time.  As Mr. MPB held Baby MPB, I took the role of Nose Frida sucker.  I gagged and nearly puked.  Now, 24 hours later, I am basically a Nose Frida sucker expert and can even do it without Mr. MPB’s help.  It still grosses me out, but such is life, I guess. I held Baby… Read More

Baby MPB has been drugged constantly to keep his fever at a more manageable level for the last few days.  Now, he’s turned bright red with a rash from head to toe. So, we consulted Dr. Google.  His symptoms match Roseola perfectly.  Or, while more unlikely, it could be the mumps or measles.  But, as I am well aware that Dr. Google does not replace a real doctor.  And while it’s unlikely… Read More