Getting My Sexy On
So, I’ve made no secrete of the fact that I absolutely LOVE taking Baby MPB swimming once a week. Baby MPB starts smiling the second we walk into the building. He splashes, he plays and his enjoyment and love for the pool is increadibly evident. The water is clearly his happy place.
Except for our last class….when he puked in the middle of class. As he was in my arms at the time I was able to “catch” the vomit on my cute pink bikini top, clearly a strategic catch to ensure nothing got in the water (okay, it really was just pure luck). Needless to say, I was clearly getting my sexy on at that point!!
What made this extra comical was the young instructor – maybe 18 or 19 years old. I’m pretty sure he had never witnessed a baby be sick before. He didn’t even know what to say and honestly I wish I had a photo of the instructors face in that moment. Truthfully, and I’m not biased at all when I say this, his facial expression would have made a better picture then a picture of me in a bikini covered in baby vomit.
Needless to say, I swiftly took Baby MPB into the change room, showered us both off and decided to call it a day. We went home, where he proceeded to be perfectly happy and healthy for the remainder of the day. So, I’m guessing maybe he swallowed some pool water which caused the upset tummy? Or maybe he just has a twisted sense of humor and thought it would be funny to puke on me?
And now I’m just hoping our next swimming class is a little less dramatic! If not for Baby MPB’s sake, then for the poor young instructor’s sake!
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