My Perfect Breakdown


4:38 am is a time that should be banished from the world. In fact, 3:56 am should also be banished from the world. Remember that bathroom reno that has taken over our lives?  Well, it’s also now compromising my sleep. You see, Mr. MPB happened to stumble upon professional tilers (is that a word?) who had one day available to tile our entire bathroom for an amazing price.  The catch, the day… Read More

Please bare with me while I whine, complain and probably even swear today. Or, better yet, you probably should just skip this post, nothing productive is going to come out of it. My mouth is freaking killing me after a visit to the dentist.  I have horrible teeth, always have and presumably always will.  At this point I simply pride myself on the fact that I don’t have any fake teeth yet. … Read More