My Perfect Breakdown

Little MPB:  Mommy, are you my best friend? Me:  Yes, Little MPB, of course I am.  Are you my best friend? Little MPB:  Yes mommy, you are my best friend. ....

Little MPB: Mommy, Boobies!!!!  Me: Yes Little MPB, Mommy has boobies.  But how about we don’t shout that as loud as we can at swimming class? . Another mother in the...